10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.