10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.