10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth