10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "All-in, bitches!!!"