10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• It's Free To Fold...
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm