10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.