10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.