10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.