10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die