10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fish don't eat Nutz!