10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- It's Free To Fold...
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.