10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike