10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."