10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for loners.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow