10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is for loners.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts