10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "No river, no fish."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is for loners.
- Fook the floosh droo!