10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Welcome to kicker school
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim