10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Fook the floosh droo!