10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.