10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer