10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com