10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim