10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright