10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"