10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill