10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright