10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?