10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- It's Free To Fold...
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen