10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..