10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.