10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'