10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is for loners.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fook the floosh droo!