10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.