10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"