10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is for loners.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it