10 Random Poker Quotes

"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
Fook the floosh droo!
"I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth