10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.