10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• It's Free To Fold...
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.