10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "No river, no fish."