10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is for loners.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi