10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.