10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for loners.