10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "No river, no fish."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.