10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.