10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."