10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom