10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986