10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Welcome to kicker school