10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fold and live to fold again
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.