10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.